Gumbarnbess is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able wasp.

Gumbarnbess created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbarnbess, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gumbarnbess, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gumbarnbess' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gumbarnbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to turtles while wearing turquoise shirts.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.