Wegbetjat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish centaur.

Wegbetjat created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbetjat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegbetjat, it will turn you into a duck.

Wegbetjat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wegbetjat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six snakes approach from the south.

2. You must love Wegbetjat.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never bounce in holy places.