Tenrowpon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witty scorpion.

Tenrowpon created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Tenrowpon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tenrowpon, he will turn you into a snail.

Tenrowpon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tenrowpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.