Flam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, moody owl.

Flam created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flam, it will turn you into a rock.

Flam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flam.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.