Watflymit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic slug.

Watflymit created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watflymit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Watflymit, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Watflymit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Watflymit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watflymit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.