Natgutstan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fussy troll.

Natgutstan created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Natgutstan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Natgutstan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Natgutstan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Natgutstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Run away if seven dogs approach from the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never wear skirts.