Flampidved Kommidnakgum is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciless fox.

Flampidved Kommidnakgum created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flampidved Kommidnakgum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flampidved Kommidnakgum, he will send minions to preach to you.

Flampidved Kommidnakgum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flampidved Kommidnakgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Always wear red.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.