Feblapsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciful butterfly.

Feblapsaw created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Feblapsaw, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Feblapsaw, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Feblapsaw's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Feblapsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to otters while wearing green ear rings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Fast once a month.