Mobyarlbog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm dove.

Mobyarlbog created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mobyarlbog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mobyarlbog, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mobyarlbog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mobyarlbog's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Worship no other gods but Mobyarlbog.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at nebulae.