Bushantom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, proud goose.

Bushantom created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bushantom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bushantom, she will turn you into a frog.

Bushantom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bushantom's Holy Commandments

1. Bushantom loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never play with disobedient children.