Miphaksad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful dog.

Miphaksad created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miphaksad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Miphaksad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Miphaksad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Miphaksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miphaksad.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.