Sanbosskar is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy wombat.

Sanbosskar created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbosskar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sanbosskar, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sanbosskar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sanbosskar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to dogs while wearing orange jumpers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about special relativity near mice while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing six copper spheres on your feet.