Mutflabcad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident guinea pig.

Mutflabcad created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutflabcad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mutflabcad, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mutflabcad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mutflabcad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutflabcad.

2. Mutflabcad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away from purple geese, for they are unholy.

5. Do not keep four birds in a large pit.