Bitlippit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless troll.

Bitlippit created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Bitlippit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitlippit, it will strike you with lightening.

Bitlippit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bitlippit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never leap near moths.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.