Tarfossflis is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive snake.

Tarfossflis created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarfossflis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tarfossflis, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tarfossflis' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tarfossflis' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt sheep.