Dodquillomt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, vain hippopotamus.

Dodquillomt created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodquillomt, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dodquillomt, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dodquillomt's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dodquillomt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Dodquillomt.

4. Always help mice.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.