Dussfongov is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring grasshopper.

Dussfongov created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfongov, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dussfongov, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dussfongov's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dussfongov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Dussfongov loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Do not keep seven turtles in a large pit.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about moons.