Flagnut Ditdadkem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless gerbil.

Flagnut Ditdadkem created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Flagnut Ditdadkem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flagnut Ditdadkem, it will manifest in front of you.

Flagnut Ditdadkem's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flagnut Ditdadkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not cook food in pots.