Honcussgess is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest bird.

Honcussgess created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honcussgess, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Honcussgess, it will not invite you to parties.

Honcussgess' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Honcussgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Put Honcussgess first in all things.