Monragzogfot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, wise zebra.

Monragzogfot created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monragzogfot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Monragzogfot, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Monragzogfot's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Monragzogfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.