Bigzancib is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic naga.

Bigzancib created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigzancib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bigzancib, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bigzancib's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bigzancib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Bigzancib on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bigzancib on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never feed peanuts to seals while wearing shorts.