Nilyaknat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing dugong.

Nilyaknat created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilyaknat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nilyaknat, it will turn you into a slug.

Nilyaknat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nilyaknat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.