Wignarthig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ruthless wolf.

Wignarthig created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wignarthig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wignarthig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wignarthig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wignarthig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Wignarthig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.