Tomvilnil is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise shark.

Tomvilnil created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tomvilnil, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tomvilnil, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tomvilnil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tomvilnil's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about chromosomes.