Vigwanzak is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty hare.

Vigwanzak created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigwanzak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigwanzak, it will be very sad.

Vigwanzak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vigwanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Never wear gray shorts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vigwanzak.

5. Do not sing in public.