Fubmonzag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind dog.

Fubmonzag created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubmonzag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubmonzag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fubmonzag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fubmonzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Never eat bark.