Gidfitwadquagbinmatdibwik is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fast hippopotamus.

Gidfitwadquagbinmatdibwik created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidfitwadquagbinmatdibwik, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidfitwadquagbinmatdibwik, it will turn you into a slug.

Gidfitwadquagbinmatdibwik's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gidfitwadquagbinmatdibwik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.