Battigstig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering owl.

Battigstig created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Battigstig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Battigstig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Battigstig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Battigstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always obey Battigstig's priests.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.