Gemdobnut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, amazing gnu.

Gemdobnut created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gemdobnut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gemdobnut, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gemdobnut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gemdobnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Never leap in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always help ants.