Pantadkab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient seal.

Pantadkab created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pantadkab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pantadkab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pantadkab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pantadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pantadkab's priests.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing mauve scarves.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.