Cenrapgabhimcumdid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, vain weasel.

Cenrapgabhimcumdid created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Cenrapgabhimcumdid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenrapgabhimcumdid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cenrapgabhimcumdid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cenrapgabhimcumdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.