Safhiveg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, loving newt.

Safhiveg created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safhiveg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Safhiveg, it will come to you in dreams.

Safhiveg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Safhiveg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Pray towards the west.