Kopwaprag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent crocodile.

Kopwaprag created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopwaprag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopwaprag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kopwaprag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kopwaprag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Put Kopwaprag first in all things.