Pasappcissnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, thoughtless hummingbird.

Pasappcissnarl created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasappcissnarl, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pasappcissnarl, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pasappcissnarl's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pasappcissnarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pasappcissnarl.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasappcissnarl.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.