Yikdibmap Habkemwottafsitvon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive mole.

Yikdibmap Habkemwottafsitvon created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdibmap Habkemwottafsitvon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yikdibmap Habkemwottafsitvon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yikdibmap Habkemwottafsitvon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yikdibmap Habkemwottafsitvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yikdibmap Habkemwottafsitvon's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. You must love Yikdibmap Habkemwottafsitvon.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.