Stigvonkdib is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating ferret.

Stigvonkdib created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigvonkdib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigvonkdib, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stigvonkdib's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stigvonkdib's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near capybaras while wearing purple tights and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.