Hamlatnut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane duck.

Hamlatnut created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamlatnut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hamlatnut, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hamlatnut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hamlatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the west.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about comets.