Monfadrotpigmapbap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered shrew.

Monfadrotpigmapbap created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monfadrotpigmapbap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Monfadrotpigmapbap, it will be very sad.

Monfadrotpigmapbap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Monfadrotpigmapbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Monfadrotpigmapbap loves sheep, so they must be honoured.