Butsomgig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak duck.

Butsomgig created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butsomgig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Butsomgig, she will turn you into a frog.

Butsomgig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Butsomgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to snails while wearing boots.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Butsomgig.

4. Never paint your feet brown.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.