Rulltarpbif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rulltarpbif created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulltarpbif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulltarpbif, she will turn you into a plant.

Rulltarpbif's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rulltarpbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if three snakes approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Rulltarpbif loves dolphins, so they must be respected.