Fadtikpark is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited rat.

Fadtikpark created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadtikpark, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fadtikpark, she will turn you into a mole.

Fadtikpark's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fadtikpark's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Fadtikpark loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fadtikpark.

5. Hide if four turtles approach from the south.