Safvigdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, irritating hamster.

Safvigdit created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Safvigdit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Safvigdit, he will turn you into a snail.

Safvigdit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Safvigdit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Do not make images of living things.