Bepbedbon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fast bear.

Bepbedbon created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Bepbedbon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bepbedbon, she will manifest in front of you.

Bepbedbon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bepbedbon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.