Stafing is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced clam.

Stafing created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Stafing, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stafing, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stafing's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Stafing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.