Abceprow is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented dragonfly.

Abceprow created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abceprow, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Abceprow, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Abceprow's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Abceprow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to horses while wearing scarves.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Abceprow in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Abceprow in the centre of the settlement.