Listarmyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying seal.

Listarmyatt created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listarmyatt, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Listarmyatt, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Listarmyatt's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Listarmyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about galaxies.