Bugkadmet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate wasp.

Bugkadmet created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugkadmet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugkadmet, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bugkadmet's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bugkadmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Run away from mauve grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing turquoise corsets.