Nurlgutstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful penguin.

Nurlgutstrag created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgutstrag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurlgutstrag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nurlgutstrag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nurlgutstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nurlgutstrag on top of all buildings.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.