Sab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent toad.

Sab created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Sab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near otters while wearing black skirts and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sab on top of all buildings.

3. Run away if six goats approach from the west.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.