Hatnilzog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing wasp.

Hatnilzog created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatnilzog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hatnilzog, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hatnilzog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hatnilzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hatnilzog.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.