Hitrakwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous naga.

Hitrakwon created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hitrakwon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hitrakwon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hitrakwon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hitrakwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Hide from orange squirrels for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Hitrakwon nine times a day.